Sunday, October 7, 2012

GOSSIP? IN NEED.

It hasn't been because I haven't been thinking of you.  It hasn't been because I was too lazy.  It hasn't been because I had lost interest but I was away.  Yes, I know it's been a long time but sometimes I get work that takes me away from the fun, lights and glamour of the city I love and the gossip I write about.  Why is it that when I'm out of town no one sends me gossip?  Do you think I can't write from far afield?  Now that I'm back I'm hearing all the stuff I should have received while I was away.  Should I now document it?  Seems like old news now.  So give me some fresh flesh to feast on.
Signed Gossip Girl in Istanbul.xo

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Sunday, March 18, 2012

INTERNATIONS BABYLON



You got to admit Babylon is a great name for what is considered for some ‘a den of iniquity’ and for others ‘a nightclub’.  They could have opted for Sodom or Gomorrah but that’s not as poetic. 

Internations had, what they termed ‘their Oscar night’.  Everyone was required to glam up, and some did.  There are always those die-hards that just won’t rise to an occasion and then complain and sneer when they see others have ‘gone over the top’ (in their eyes) or just ‘look stupid’.  Did I glam up?  Sadly I did not attend.  I rarely do.  Why?  I’d rather hear things second hand and then write about them. 

Babylon’s night was apparently fantastic according to all the reviews written on the website and posted to me.  One of the best nights it was said.  Someone sighed in relief and said ‘There are a lot more expats than normal.  At last a balance is being reached.’  (See past posts where expats stopped going because of the Turkish to foreign ratio made it hard to even enter conversations with those that could string an English sentence together, not to mention the huge meat market).

Dancing didn’t start till later which gave everyone a chance to be photographed holding an Oscar by some French guy new to the scene who had a funny beard (?).  I’m not sure what to make of that since reports are (a) it looked painted on and (b) a tattoo.  Was that his way of glaming up for the night?

Some of the ladies who made the effort to glam up were stunning (and I’ve seen the pictures).  One guy (a regular of Internations) looked edible in his black tux and bow tie with a sticker calling himself ‘Mr. Big’.  He looked it in all the delicious sense of Mr. Big from Sex and the City. 

Everyone was asked and required to write on a sticker their favorite film and then post in onto their body.  This is known as the icebreaker, so you an easily go up to someone and ask about their film, compare of even say ‘snap’. 

Then the Oscar ceremony began and no one can tell me what that was about and for what Oscars people got.  But mainly I believe it was for looking glam.  The French photographer gave out the award and called their names out.  Each winner (four of them) had to come up onto the stage.  Mr. Big made it and so he should.  A girl in a black tutu dress and a colored lady so gorgeous the French photographer called her Beyonce and then insulted her by saying ‘Beyonce still looking pregnant!’  Babylon took a deep intake of breath.  Apart from this being unjustifiable (since the Beyonce lookalike had a fab figure) it was totally outrageous of him to say this.  He should have got the sack there and then.  Luckily he managed to not continue to be totally obnoxious.  Another regular to Internations won for her glammed up look, or perhaps for the title of the film she choose ‘Deep throat.’  Luckily for Internations she is liked by many since she manages (unlike many) to cover the room, chatting to everyone, making introductions and laughing a lot.  She often presides at the newcomer’s desk to help out and is often asked to be someone’s wingman for a specific introduction.  Although glammed up that night (as apparently she always is) she probably got the Oscar out of appreciation for past efforts.   The lifetime award perhaps?

Dancing was wild with the DJ doing a very good job of catering to everyone’s tastes given the ages of those attending spanned 3 decades.  There was a lot of drinking, as you would expect in a place called Babylon and apparently some groping as well.  No one seemed to mind, after all it was Babylon.


Friday, March 9, 2012

INTERNATIONS POLICY CHANGES

You heard it from here first.  Or maybe you just found it out on their website which is more likely.  Internations is changing their face.  Or rather they are getting more savvy as to how to turn their enterprise into something much more commerceaily profitable.  I mean who wouldn't want another Facebook?  From what I understand there have always been 2 types of membership. Basic and Albatross.  The difference is you pay money for one and not for the other.  Up until now Albatross members don't really get heaps load for their money.  An entrance drink at IN events and the ability to send as many messages as they like to other members.   However, that wasn't really the point.  The point should be that people want to support an organisation that they get something from.

This month Albatross members will get a lot more and Basic members will not be able to see all the web pages.  They will not be able to attend special sub groups set up by IN and Albatross members will be selected first for signing up to events.  Let's hope this doesn't cause another outcry by those that didn't like the Expat Only gatherings.  Perhaps this is a way for Internations to downsize (or at least the Turkey Internations).  We know there are a lot of members who never go to an event and more importantly members who don't behave in the spirit of Internations.  OK what is not the spirit of Internations.  Here are two points.  The first is not using the International language of Internations which is English.  The second is using Internations only as a means for dating and not also as the social networking that is so lacking in this city.  This causes people to shut out others from joining their group or their conversation as they hone in sex for the night (male viewpoint) and do you earn enough (female viewpoint).

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

MOVING ON



The would be journalist has moved on.... Where to?  No one can tell me or maybe no one has found my ear to tell me.  I await with interest.  What could have made her leave?

Her links to the Iranian government?

Her character assassination of friends in her self-published book?

All I know is that he went and went permanently.  She got rid of her stuff.  She sold her flat and is GONE. There are many here happy with the result.

Personally I don't care either way except I will miss reports on her.

Monday, November 14, 2011

TRY AS THEY MIGHT

The new eatery/drinkery that's opened in Tom Tom in Beyoglu could be good or not.  They recently sent out invitations.  Canapes and a glass of wine to be enjoyed in the heated garden.  This was October and it was chilly but it also involved a lot of smokers.  As you know Istanbul is now the place where few venues allow or dare to let you smoke indoors.  Thus any garden space with the promise of heating gets all the nicotine addicts out of the woodwork.  Plus everyone is now looking for outside venues in the Beyoglu area given that all the tables have been taken from the sidewalk by local government decree.  Paymane (the name of the restaurant) hosted some very nice canapes.  Their one glass of wine (included in the cover charge) was not so great but got drunk nonetheless.  However, it was noted that if you wished for a second glass you would have to pay the steepest price for wine (in this calibre of restaurant).  No other bar/restaurant in Cihangir was as expensive and certainly no where in Tom Tom.  We all know Cihangir's prices are steep, given that it has a village for local's atmosphere.  Tom Tom is an area that is not.  It has no other bars/restaurants to recommend you to come there.  It has no other attractions.  It doesn't even have decent parking.  So why would you go there?  No view, no atmosphere, no magic.  Thus it is only Paymane that could attract you to the area and since their food, although nice is nothing too hugely exciting and the costs of their drinks are certainly no incentive to go.  I could pay a lesser price for a glass of wine on a rooftop bar with stunning views.  However, saying all that Paymane is a nice place but easily forgettable if you don't have an incentive to go back for.  It's a pity since the Cihangir outdoor crowd are looking for another venue to meet and so far it's too pricey for them to go to, given it's a longer walk in a dark and uninteresting area.  So Paymane drop your prices, do some seriously marketing to get back all those people who came a few weeks ago and who liked your place but ....well...not enough.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

SHAME ON HIM!

This is a bit old news but new to some.  An outstanding pillar of the expat community, one loved by many and one who has contributed tirelessly to charity in money and time (a great deal of time) had the carpet pulled from under her.  Deserving or not?  Who am I to judge?  Ok I will.  I think she deserved better from all around her.  I think she continues to deserve better from all around her.  I think she should be given more leeway than anyone else I know finding themselves in the position she's in.  So what exactly happened?

She had an affair.  Haven't so many of us done that?  Thought of it?  Secretly wanted it?  She had the balls to actually have an affair that lead to her falling in love.  I mean who wouldn't after so many years of marriage?  However, she and her lover choose to take things further and actually set up home together.  Her children were older, her husband appeared fairly disinterested and the charity work could only fulfill a part of who she is.  Thus her lover and her agreed to take this walk into the unknown.  She told her husband.  He screamed, he shouted he was not amused since he is a man used to getting his way.  He is a man used to having things exactly how he wants them and suddenly there he had a wife who wasn't keen to continue to live that way.  Suddenly the lover was no where to be seen.  He had disappeared.  He turned off his phone, he refused all calls from her.  He went to ground.  She was left standing.  Taking the flax and watching everything around her burn.  Her lover had changed his mind.  Why?  Oh put it down to cowardice.  This lonely lady began the spiral into despair and loss.  Her husband kicked her out (she slept on a friends floor).  Her husband removed all credit cards (this is a woman who has worked all her life to support her husband's world and therefore had no career other than mother, wife, carer, charity worker and friend).  Most painful of all, her children rejected her.  They had forgotten the amazing mother and woman she is.  They had forgotten how human and normal she is.  Her husband went on to divorce her and shame her anywhere he could.  Since he is a rather well known personality there are a lot of well known people who now regard her as non persona gratis.  Thankfully many friends remained supporting her.  Her kids still don't talk to her and she is building her life as best she can.  As far as I can see the only mistake she made was trusting her lover.  He seems to have got scot free.  No recriminations, no bad press, no one disowning him.  What a weasel he is.  Anyone know who he is?  Send me his details and let's shame him here.