OVERHEARD

Becareful what you say in Toilets.  Last night was highly informative, so much so I stayed an awfully long time in the toilets of one large party gathering to listen to what everyone had to say.

Overheard:

'Yeah he's my ex.  You have can have him but he's not very good in bed'.

'Don't know why he's flirting with me with his girlfriend right beside me.'
'But you have a crush on him.'
'No I don't.  He's ok, there is someone else I like.'

'Did you see what she was wearing?'
'I thought it looked good on her.'
'Yeah I mean, she looked great.'

'Do you think her tits are silicon?'
'Must be.  Never seen tits so high up on a woman so old.'

'I'm still waiting for him to show.  He said he was coming.'

'Do you have a good contact for botox?'
'No, why would you think I would?'
'Oh, I thought you had botox done.'
'No, do I look like someone who has had botox?'
'Well yes, otherwise I wouldn't have mentioned it.'