THE NAKED CIVIL SERVANT

Exactly what Funshion was supposed to be about only few really know.  The man of dubious origins gathered up all this skills at the ridiculous and came up with a party where you had to come in designer gear or in designer gear rip offs.  Now, I was wondering this (and here forgive me as I go off on a tangent) but if it is illegal to duplicate copyright material is it also illegal to buy it and display it?

The man of dubious origins may have to have a new name, such as ‘the man of dubious botox.’  It’s got to the point where his skin is stretched so tightly across his face I’m afraid it might snap and ping back into it’s original position. The stretching of it worries me as it may tear in places like finely woven silk stretched on a frame too small.

But then again we might even have better name i.e. ‘the man of dubious clothing.’  I would like to say that what he wore that evening has something to do with the frivolity of the night but alas no, the checked tablecloth of a waistcoat is probably Prada (or fake Prada) and the leather shorts are probably…well nobodies.  I mean is there a designer out there that would have come up with that?  OK maybe Vivian Westwood but even they were too kooky for her.

However, this article is not just about what the ‘man with dubious origins, botox and tailoring’, but about a Civil Servant.  A gorgeous one at that.  So gorgeous he has appeared in several magazines in the city displaying his chicness.  Not only is this man so chic he is also straight.  You don’t often find, in this world, a man who can dress and is not gay.  Now the worrying part  is that His Cheeky Civil Chicness was seen in the event that had all the chicness of Punk Rock.  This chic civil servant had the good manners to at least come dressed well (to be honest I don’t think he knows how to do bad taste, except in event choices). 

So laid naked in his bad choice there is at least a hope few will remember he attended and he now has the choice of having his photos deleted from the event so he can continue to be Istanbul’s Chicest, Cheekest,  Civil Servant.